freddy (five nights at freddy's and etc) created by uniparasite
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  • "Well, it's cool that you're an animatronic now, although your endoskeleton looks suspiciously like a normal body that isn't even covered by a suit anymore. I was starting to think you didn't want to be one, considering how you quit and left immediately after I said I was going to do that last night. Wish I could've been around for your conversion, which must have been done by one of the other animatronics who are not openly defiant of me and would totally never use you to orchestrate revenge against me."
    "Oh, and speaking of your weird son, I really hope no one told you that I ordered my underlings to murder him so you'd have nothing to live for and I could easily claim you as my own. That would make things really fucked up if you actually knew that was a thing I tried to do. But judging by your completely apathetic attitude towards this whole situation, when by all rights you should be a ball of barely restrained burning rage that shouldn't be suffering me to live another moment, there's a good chance you don't know. Y'see, it's this kind of keen attention to detail that makes me an unrepentant, child-killing monomaniacal monster. Or a goofy sympathetic villian, I forget which, and the writer won't tell me."

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  • GarethGobulcoque said:
    "Lots and lots of words. In quotation marks."

    At first I was sympathetic to your reasoning. Then I questioned why you are still here. Now you are just getting in the way of me enjoying this admittedly very flawed comic.

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  • Nimnul said:
    At first I was sympathetic to your reasoning. Then I questioned why you are still here. Now you are just getting in the way of me enjoying this admittedly very flawed comic.

    How exactly am I doing that? Are 14 lines of text more visually stimulating than the comic itself? Or are my words really so magnetic that they don't allow you to look away until you've read all of them? Or is it because the points I'm bringing up are actually valid and you're now unable to reconcile turning your brain off to read a story that you can no longer ignore is so fundamentally garbage?

    Because if it's the last one, then you're welcome.

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  • Neither. While I admit that the points you make are valid, you are making them over and over again. As if waiting for the comic itself (or possibly it's readers) to agree with you.

    Did the comic offend you personally somehow? Your tirade against it page after every-other page makes me think it punched your mother or something.

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  • Nimnul said:
    Neither. While I admit that the points you make are valid, you are making them over and over again. As if waiting for the comic itself (or possibly it's readers) to agree with you.

    Arguments don't become any less (or more) valid through repetition. If anything, it's an indication that the cause is still an issue, in this case the quality of the comic.

    But you already know that, so what's the issue?

    Some people have fun picking things apart, bad quality or no. And what's better, it can help put into words what other, less critically-minded people might be taking issue with when they get a general feeling of "meh" towards something like this.

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  • GarethGobulcoque said:
    "Well, it's cool that you're an animatronic now, although your endoskeleton looks suspiciously like a normal body that isn't even covered by a suit anymore. I was starting to think you didn't want to be one, considering how you quit and left immediately after I said I was going to do that last night. Wish I could've been around for your conversion, which must have been done by one of the other animatronics who are not openly defiant of me and would totally never use you to orchestrate revenge against me."
    "Oh, and speaking of your weird son, I really hope no one told you that I ordered my underlings to murder him so you'd have nothing to live for and I could easily claim you as my own. That would make things really fucked up if you actually knew that was a thing I tried to do. But judging by your completely apathetic attitude towards this whole situation, when by all rights you should be a ball of barely restrained burning rage that shouldn't be suffering me to live another moment, there's a good chance you don't know. Y'see, it's this kind of keen attention to detail that makes me an unrepentant, child-killing monomaniacal monster. Or a goofy sympathetic villian, I forget which, and the writer won't tell me."

    All the +1, man. Just...hilarious.

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  • garethgobulcoque said:
    "Well, it's cool that you're an animatronic now, although your endoskeleton looks suspiciously like a normal body that isn't even covered by a suit anymore. I was starting to think you didn't want to be one, considering how you quit and left immediately after I said I was going to do that last night. Wish I could've been around for your conversion, which must have been done by one of the other animatronics who are not openly defiant of me and would totally never use you to orchestrate revenge against me."
    "Oh, and speaking of your weird son, I really hope no one told you that I ordered my underlings to murder him so you'd have nothing to live for and I could easily claim you as my own. That would make things really fucked up if you actually knew that was a thing I tried to do. But judging by your completely apathetic attitude towards this whole situation, when by all rights you should be a ball of barely restrained burning rage that shouldn't be suffering me to live another moment, there's a good chance you don't know. Y'see, it's this kind of keen attention to detail that makes me an unrepentant, child-killing monomaniacal monster. Or a goofy sympathetic villian, I forget which, and the writer won't tell me."

    1. He does have it on, last page too, you are just not seeing it right :/

    2. Freddy was like "he'll come back, just you wait" so forget he is gonna question that XD

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