chip the wolf (cookie crisp) created by hf6374ur37
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Chip the Wolf managed to sneak into a General Mills factory where they manufacture various cereal products. He was grossed out by seeing Trix, Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs and other cereals. He really believes his cereal is the best in the world. Chip remembered Toucan Sam's phrase to 'follow your nose' and that lead him to the Cookie Crisp site. The sweet warm scent of heated dough and chocolate stimulated his senses so much, he didn't even need to chew a 5 Gum. Right away he sees the large containment unit carrying the cookie dough supply. He climbs up to take a dip. He immediately feels the nice warmth of the dough as he plowed his feet into them. Chip examines and sees there's bits of chocolate chip in the dough. He reaches down to gnab a piece of the dough and takes a bite. He's amazed by the sweet flavor and the nice soft texture with the chocolate chip in it. Chip begins to sink more and he begins to blush. Chip pleasantly squirms and allows himself to sink more into the dough as the warmth comforts most of his body. He's in pure bliss, nothing else can convince him to get out.

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  • Bad ending:

    Chip drowns and his remains are incorporated into the cereal's ingredients, the FDA somehow approving of this bizarre addition to the recipe, Cookie Crisp becomes renowned as one of the best breakfast cereals in recent memory, tasting somehow better than expected. With Chip's soul infused into each box, he fulfills his dream and becomes the very thing he coveted from the start. A breakfast cereal.

    In an interview with the C.E.O of General Mills, he describes Chip's hubristic actions as "the biggest mistake that saved the company's reputation. We will never forget him."

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