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  • thats not 'attract', thats 'ask for sex'
    Still super effective, however after like 5 turns it alows a full power attack of the enemy pokemon, instantly "killing" the user of 'ask for sex'

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  • Hi its Mike Mozart, back again bringing you the coolest products of yesterday and today! And boy do I have a doosie! Look! Its eevee from pokemon, and it looks innocent enough at first glance right? Wrong! If you look at the rear end of this toy you will notice two...um...openings that,um, look very similar to an anus and a "female reproductive organ".
    Now lets try it out and see what it does!
    *classic Mike Mozart sound effect of a bunch of kids yelling,"YAAAAY!"

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  • TJZX24 said:
    thats not 'attract', thats 'ask for sex'
    Still super effective, however after like 5 turns it alows a full power attack of the enemy pokemon, instantly "killing" the user of 'ask for sex'

    Qiuck *Insert opponent's pokemons name here* use gay pride

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