fan character (my little pony and etc) created by cold-blooded-twilight
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  • GarethGobulcoque said:
    "Dear Yahoo answers, I was masturbating with an easter egg and it accidentally went in. The next day during gym class..."

    "It broke inside of me while I was playing dodge ball. No one noticed, but it smelled pretty bad. My question to you though is: what's the best way to wash out rotten egg from your vagina?"

    Sorry, couldn't resist XD

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  • NatashaExotica said:
    Sorry, couldn't resist XD

    I didn't want to say the whole thing for brevity's sake, but if you're curious, the supposedly real story ended like this:
    "The next day during gym class, it came back out, but I didn't want anyone to know so I waited until after school to take it out and it was hard boiled. So I put it in the fridge when I got home until I figured out what to do with it. A couple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich."

    I think the most disappointing part of that is she never asked a fucking question.

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