monara (epic journeys and random encounters and etc) created by drgraevling
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  • Muse53 said:
    not really. the groin is placed not far enough up and the vagina is shaped funny

    Vajeen too close to acehole

    Same thing

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  • Maybe he was saying it in a more general sense, as in, human anatomy ought to place aceholes further away from vajeens to avoid unfortunate mishaps, both hygienic and sexual.

    OR! Maybe it was meant as a question. "Acehole too close to vajeen? Pick up a tin of Mayfield's Taint-Lengthening Ointment to-day! Sold by reputable druggists everywhere!"

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  • Evenio said:
    "Acehole too close to vajeen? Pick up a tin of Mayfield's Taint-Lengthening Ointment to-day! Sold by reputable druggists everywhere!"

    now we just need to hire Billy Mays' ghost to get the sales skyrocketing

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