Archival Security Footage of Councilor Everett Poy and Researcher Ezra Halfitch

“You’re going to have to clarify this one for me Halfitch.”

Councilor Everett Poy was just about finished his monthly guided tour of The Imperial Library. It had been a few months since Library budget and audit was added to his portfolio. In all honesty everything the new director had put into place more than complied with his suggestions. The Metamagical Essence Theory Division however had baffled him every time he had visited. A confused feeling that extended to looking at the Division Head on the observation camera.

“We’re… Well,” Ezra stammered, “Reducing overhead by combining experiments. Gathering control data for volunteers with penetration preferences while running an endurance test at the same time.”

“Alright. Noted. Next question: Why are we collecting jizz and pumping it back into Saphir-Tyrano there?”

“Reducing our organic waste disposal budget!” Ezra was a little proud, “Like you requested.”

“Right, and how are you going to get anyone other than her to agree to that?”

“You would be surprised how many volunteers note “I fucking love cum” in their exit interview, councilor.”

The councilor made note that Division Head Saphir-Tyrano seemed to be doing just fine with her budget.