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Lovander.

Really been enjoying Palworld! We've got a server up and running in my Patreon discord
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    0pk0d3hightech

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    Maybe it's just me getting yandere vibes where there aren't any but regardless I love the yandere vibes this gives me regardless.

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    alarkhar

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    ...I thought the e621 artists were exaggerating Lovander's butt - then today I watched a video where a player had his character posing dramatically with his lovander. Heaven almighty, those two butt flaps cover one fine ass!

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    pyrolich66

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    The moment I caught a Lovander and read its description I wondered how long it would be before I saw porn of it. Six days, it turns out.

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    infroma

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    0pk0d3hightech said:
    Maybe it's just me getting yandere vibes where there aren't any but regardless I love the yandere vibes this gives me regardless.

    Because they are. Their routine in the wild is:
    1- At night run in a random direction
    2- Find the first pal or human. In case of humans, kill all his pals, then run in extreme speed to them and cast a pheromone zonal blast that make then unconscious or dead. (In gameplay I saw them massacring all my poor pals in the base and then running fast towards me from a long distance)
    3- Fuck them right there all night.
    4- sleep all day, eat and lay eggs
    5- repeat

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    Mdf

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    infroma said:
    5- repeat

    Don't even play pokemon, but I'm increasingly convinced that they're just pink slazzle.

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    MacZum22

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    mdf said:
    Don't even play pokemon, but I'm increasingly convinced that they're just pink slazzle.

    They totally are. Just that they're more on the nose.

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    Doggo1944

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    I can't necessarily say I'm surprised by all of this. I'm not necessarily complaining. But it's definitely an observation

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    StoneGuardian

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    I see we're already posting up on who the top fuckable pals are from this game. xD
    So far it's between this one and Chillet, apparently.

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    StoneGuardian

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    infroma said:
    2- cast a pheromone zonal blast that make then unconscious or dead.
    3- Fuck them right there all night.
    5- repeat

    So... they can *kill* you, then fuck your corpse and lay eggs? o.o;;
    ...and then somehow *repeat* this process?

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    infroma

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    stoneguardian said:
    So... they can *kill* you, then fuck your corpse and lay eggs? o.o;;
    ...and then somehow *repeat* this process?

    In real life a woman working in a morgue fucked a man's corpse. She got pregnant.

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    Roustavi

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    alarkhar said:
    ...I thought the e621 artists were exaggerating Lovander's butt - then today I watched a video where a player had his character posing dramatically with his lovander. Heaven almighty, those two butt flaps cover one fine ass!

    Man i really didnt thought he was so exxagerated in game, even when i saw a video it didnt seem so but dude, they are big in every way

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    Roustavi

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    stoneguardian said:
    So... they can *kill* you, then fuck your corpse and lay eggs? o.o;;
    ...and then somehow *repeat* this process?

    Body still secrete after death so maybe possible but i dont know

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    Scythe-Wielder

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    mdf said:
    Don't even play pokemon, but I'm increasingly convinced that they're just pink slazzle.

    They're Salazzle, but somehow more hornier, and can do to humans what some groups have always wanted from her.

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