If that thing shits blood curdled concrete, no thank you. Please keep it in containment.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

CONTAINMENT BREACH! Quick! Get a team in there! Prime the on-site nuke! We can't let that thing escape!

Uncommondoor said:
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

Uncommondoor said:
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

Uncommondoor said:
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

ObviousPanda said:

The god damn alien. Fuckledorfen.

Oh god i blinked

Reading the comments, its nice to know so many others get this. Made me laugh pretty hard.

How i love the SCP files.

On a side note, anyone who hasnt read this

http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation

Needs to. Right Nao.

NO.

PLEASE GOD NO.

I demand a SANIC version.

ObviousPanda said:

oh god
Porn of SCP-173? My life is complete, and not in a good way.

At leas not the faceless half torso ones with the extremely long arms, can't remember the number but I was shivering after reading that one.

Not sure what surprised me more; the fact that there is SCP porn or that so many people get this....

*laughs hysterically*
Someone's beating of to this!
*keeps laughs hysterically*

nopenopenopenopenopenopenope. this thing is worse than Weeping Angels due to sheer creepiness and it's apparent exhibition fetish

OH GOD NOO!!! FUCKK... NOOO GOD!!

Sargent_D said:
*laughs hysterically*
Someone's beating of to this!
*keeps laughs hysterically*

Sadly, having actually played the game, like so many others...

Castiel_Angel said:
OH GOD NOO!!! FUCKK... NOOO GOD!!

Thiefenz said:
nopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

Uncommondoor said:
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

I fear that all the intended humor has otherwise been sapped.

THIS WOULD HURT LIKE HELL ............... ITS MADE OF CONCRETE FOR GODS SAKE

TwilightSparks said:
THIS WOULD HURT LIKE HELL ............... ITS MADE OF CONCRETE FOR GODS SAKE

Agreed. That is like logic 101 never have sex with concrete and rebar.
However in game if you enable godmode he is kinda fun cause then you're never alone, and he has an awesome face. Plus enable wirefeame mode and lock him on the other side of the door, and he is quite humerous as he tries to get to you.

Gordon Freeman said:

TwilightSparks said:
THIS WOULD HURT LIKE HELL ............... ITS MADE OF CONCRETE FOR GODS SAKE

Yeah. You don't see many people fucking roads do you?

Not my proudest fap but i managed to do it

Okay, STOP.

First of all, SCP-173 is a sculpture, not a monstrous humanoid.
Secondly, are you seriously attracted to a murderous sculpture that kills via snapping necks or strangulation, that moves when you're not looking at it, which includes BLINKING!?

The human race is DOOMED.

silentkiller648 said:
Not my proudest fap but i managed to do it

You need help. SERIOUS help.

therabbidwanker said:
At leas not the faceless half torso ones with the extremely long arms, can't remember the number but I was shivering after reading that one.

SCP-096, I'm pretty sure.

Don't put your dick in concrete, plus it's also made of rebar so what ever your sticking that into could get stabbed and mangled.