Okay I want to know how Spike got into this mess.

eonfable said:
Okay I want to know how Spike got into this mess.

bigger question, why does spike have a boner when hes being told its getting cut off?

They do realize they messing with a dragon, right? especially Spike,

who delegated the title of dragon lord as well as duties to Ember and strengthen dragon-pony alliances,

got major credit for saving the crystal empire twice(three, if one count Thorax merely showing up in disguise and later almost faces a world of pain) and likely not to live such an accomplishment down thanks to the crystal ponies as well as ego boosting from time to time by way of crystal mares(Cadence included, because reasons) practically throwing themselves at Spike,

Essentially future ruler of Equestia by way of implied son of Celestia, Nephew of Luna, likely cousin of Cadence, likely godfather/uncle of Flurry Heart and brother of Twilight and Shining Armor,

What else, post something that Spike has done, likely to say and/or do that positive, brave, bold and/or glorious reasons for Spike to keep his manhood. Though, I think I mention the major ones already and likely any be lucky to have Spike as a lover, because let face it, dragons are one of a few creatures that any individual be rightly smug to fuck or be fucked by a dragon.

funnyman said:
They do realize they messing with a dragon, right? especially Spike,

who delegated the title of dragon lord as well as duties to Ember and strengthen dragon-pony alliances,

got major credit for saving the crystal empire twice(three, if one count Thorax merely showing up in disguise and later almost faces a world of pain) and likely not to live such an accomplishment down thanks to the crystal ponies as well as ego boosting from time to time by way of crystal mares(Cadence included, because reasons) practically throwing themselves at Spike,

Essentially future ruler of Equestia by way of implied son of Celestia, Nephew of Luna, likely cousin of Cadence, likely godfather/uncle of Flurry Heart and brother of Twilight and Shining Armor,

What else, post something that Spike has done, likely to say and/or do that positive, brave, bold and/or glorious reasons for Spike to keep his manhood. Though, I think I mention the major ones already and likely any be lucky to have Spike as a lover, because let face it, dragons are one of a few creatures that any individual be rightly smug to fuck or be fucked by a dragon.

but the choosing stone said so bro...

oreo237 said:
but the choosing stone said so bro...

Do you think a stone can hold down a dragon, especially Spike? Spike is clever, come with living with a bookworm and likely to find a way out of the marriage. If he doesn't then I know at least five individuals that likely put Lime in her place.

funnyman said:
They do realize they messing with a dragon, right? especially Spike,

who delegated the title of dragon lord as well as duties to Ember and strengthen dragon-pony alliances,

got major credit for saving the crystal empire twice(three, if one count Thorax merely showing up in disguise and later almost faces a world of pain) and likely not to live such an accomplishment down thanks to the crystal ponies as well as ego boosting from time to time by way of crystal mares(Cadence included, because reasons) practically throwing themselves at Spike,

Essentially future ruler of Equestia by way of implied son of Celestia, Nephew of Luna, likely cousin of Cadence, likely godfather/uncle of Flurry Heart and brother of Twilight and Shining Armor,

What else, post something that Spike has done, likely to say and/or do that positive, brave, bold and/or glorious reasons for Spike to keep his manhood. Though, I think I mention the major ones already and likely any be lucky to have Spike as a lover, because let face it, dragons are one of a few creatures that any individual be rightly smug to fuck or be fucked by a dragon.

Who asked?

I'm honestly curious and would like to see where this goes.

aerosyset said:
Who asked?

No body asked me to list Spike accomplishments because I doubt Limestone realizes how important Spike is, Spike isn't weak and pathetic by any means because reasons. One of the reasons; Spike likely represents all of the mane six's elements, Honesty, Generosity, Laughter, Kindness, Loyalty and magic, the last one more of the magical fire breath.

funnyman said:
No body asked me to list Spike accomplishments because I doubt Limestone realizes how important Spike is, Spike isn't weak and pathetic by any means because reasons. One of the reasons; Spike likely represents all of the mane six's elements, Honesty, Generosity, Laughter, Kindness, Loyalty and magic, the last one more of the magical fire breath.

unless in this timeline none of that happens

ponnylover1234 said:
unless in this timeline none of that happens

A chance of him being raised by dragons or Celestia, no chance of this scenario happening if that the case. If Spike lived and raised by dragons, chance of him not really visiting very few pony settlements. If Spike lived and raised by Celestia, chance of him not leaving the castle very often and essentially treated like a prince with plausible scenario of Spike being an ambassador earlier then canon or dead.