Oh for fucks sake…

BANDIT!!!

What is this? A 90's cartoon?

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I used to be undercover. I did time. I had to deal drugs. I even had to kill. And I was so good at it that...it got me a promotion.

Aomikan said:
I used to be undercover. I did time. I had to deal drugs. I even had to kill. And I was so good at it that...it got me a promotion.

Two things. First if you actually did that you wouldn't be bragging. How to get caught 101. Second you act like this picture is accurate with the battery but with some basic knowledge you could tell you that the battery is not enough to shock you. The battery is probably around 12 volts you can get 24 volt ones, and depending on the moisture of your skin you need around 50 volts to start to feel anything.

Aidan_the_sergal said:

Two things. First if you actually did that you wouldn't be bragging. How to get caught 101. Second you act like this picture is accurate with the battery but with some basic knowledge you could tell you that the battery is not enough to shock you. The battery is probably around 12 volts you can get 24 volt ones, and depending on the moisture of your skin you need around 50 volts to start to feel anything.

That battery? 12V? No way that'd be a waste of space. Def 24.

Greyshirk said:
That battery? 12V? No way that'd be a waste of space. Def 24.

Why would a 12V be a waist of space? Most cars and trucks use 12V, and 24V batterys can't be as energy dense as 12V batteries.

Aidan_the_sergal said:

Two things. First if you actually did that you wouldn't be bragging. How to get caught 101. Second you act like this picture is accurate with the battery but with some basic knowledge you could tell you that the battery is not enough to shock you. The battery is probably around 12 volts you can get 24 volt ones, and depending on the moisture of your skin you need around 50 volts to start to feel anything.

You've obviously never played Rainbow Six: Siege.

Pepperyena said:
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Thanks hope you don't have epilepsy... well I do now....

aidan_the_sergal said:

Two things. First if you actually did that you wouldn't be bragging. How to get caught 101. Second you act like this picture is accurate with the battery but with some basic knowledge you could tell you that the battery is not enough to shock you. The battery is probably around 12 volts you can get 24 volt ones, and depending on the moisture of your skin you need around 50 volts to start to feel anything.

It's a quote from bandit from the game rainbow six siege, also it says they were undercover, meaning the illegal activity was legal