"And you really only get to enter if you strip first?" Ronda looked at her friend in disbelief.
"Well, it IS worth it still." Mirja, a white shorthair cat exclaimed "You'll find the finest male meat of the city. Like you wouldn't believe it. It's not uncommon to see the girl next to you just rubbin' one out right there and then. I guess the point of the nudism-policy is for the crowd to lose their inhibitions. I don't know. You just gotta be cool about it."
"I AM cool about it!" Ronda murmured shyly, avoiding eye contact
"And, Ron', by the way - You know who's performing tonight? Do you?" Mirja purred in Rondas general direction
Ronda was lost in thought for a second, she stammered:
"What? I... I didn't catch that..."
"I'm asking if you know who's stripping on stage tonight, Ronda!" The cat was rolling her eyes.
"What do you mean 'who?" answered the horse, her hair curled and her brows furrowed "It's just an anonymous stripper-guy. I'm gonna get some fap-material for later and that's all I want. I don't need a..." she was thinking for a second "...intimite relationship to my strippers."
"Well..." Mirja replied "... sadly that's exactly what you're gonna get! You remember Gus? The guy that dated Caroline - that you had a crush on?"
"Hey, hey! Maybe just a little! He was a fucking hunk! Also HE was a horse, I am a horse and Caroline is a frickin' antelope. They didn't fit together. Believe it or not, I never fucked another horse before. I had a bull and a zebra, but never a..."
Then it hit Ronda:
"Wait... Don't you tell me that he's a stripper in this club? Gus? REALLY?!"
Mirja smirked knowingly. "Oh yes, girl! He's on the menu tonight. If you buy him off, he's yours for the night. Wouldn't that be a happy end, eh?"
"Caroline can suck it!"
"Well, actually she cannot."
Ronda started laughing, and Mirja smiled proudly.