the legend of zelda and etc created by daftpatriot
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  • Flowerman said:
    female version?

    Female moblins aren't really a thing. Actually now that I think about it, i'm pretty sure all zelda monsters are only male

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  • crash5176 said:
    i'm pretty sure all zelda monsters are only male

    I mean, is there really any way to tell? It's definitely something I've wondered about before.

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  • crash5176 said:
    Female moblins aren't really a thing. Actually now that I think about it, i'm pretty sure all zelda monsters are only male

    Yeah! We only accept the most accurate, canonical, depictions around here!

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  • Tiragon said:
    I mean, is there really any way to tell? It's definitely something I've wondered about before.

    Zelda monsters do not have reproductive organs because they are sommoned by Ganon/Demise reincarnates,Vadi,ext. So they do not need reproductive organs

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  • Nicofoxishere13 said:
    Zelda monsters do not have reproductive organs because they are sommoned by Ganon/Demise reincarnates,Vadi,ext. So they do not need reproductive organs

    Well, yeah, but what are they summoned for? To spread chaos, ruin, and misery; and you know what that usual involves? RAPE! And you what's required to do that? The ALL MIGHTY DICK! The bigger the better!

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