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Interdimensional Dating Program part 2.
Human Cadance got Equestrian Shining Armor, so it only makes sense that Human Shining Armor would get Equestrian Princess Cadance. Now you might think he’s taking the whole "pregnant with a clutch of ’pony’ eggs thing" like a little too much of a trooper, but keep in mind he’s long since had time to get accustomed to Equestrian oddness. Like how she looks nothing like her photo ("Equestrian cameras are horrid" she said), or how Equestrian "princesses", ahem, have a full package ("You mean human princesses don’t" she asked), or how he was the one to get pregnant ("Are you really still asking questions after everything that’s happened?" she asked), or how on Earth does "Cadance" shorten to "Chryssi" ("It’s a cultural thing" she said).
IHateRule34
MemberGAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!
LuCiel
MemberIs there still the option to kill myself? Or has the bleach already shot itself?
DeathKorpsKrieger
MemberWe need to get the fuck off this planet.
Ridley Dragmire
MemberDamn that's hot! Can I switch places with him?
BorkNugget
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