I guess you could say he had a...
...Woody.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

" its RAPEIN TIME!! "

This is by far the creepiest thing I've seen on this site. And it made me laugh so hard.

..I'm scared..
o-o

FuzzballFox said:
..I'm scared..
o-o

You should be

come dino dino come come

(btw, nice light)

Pure creepy and hilarious all in one, the lighting completely captures this moment entirely perfect.

:33 said:
I guess you could say he had a...
...Woody.

Ive been staring at your comment for like, 2 minutes.
Laughing my balls off.

You're my favorite deputy!

wolfgang_was_here said:
You're my favorite deputy!

I shiver'd.

Most definitely the creepiest thing on this site lol

Woody's Roundup! Come on, it's time to play!

There's a snake in my boot.

Where the hell does someone buy miniature dog cocks?

ChristopherWolf said:
Where the hell does someone buy miniature dog cocks?

This was actually the first thing I thought when I saw it.

:33 said:
I guess you could say he had a...
...Woody.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

You forgot the part about putting on sunglasses.

zowmane said:
" its RAPEIN TIME!! "

I believe it's more along the lines of... "I'MMA RAPE YA BITCH!!!"

somberfox said:
There's a snake in my boot.

And shit in your pants.

ChristopherWolf said:
Where the hell does someone buy miniature dog cocks?

And more importantly, what the hell is on the computer screen in the background?

it's woody's round-up time

I fukken LOL'ed

Woody said: IT'S WOODY TIME!

NO, DAD! NO!

Looks like someone wants to get RAPED again....

<em>"YOU....ARE...A...TOOOOOYYYY"</em>

"Woody's roundup, come on it's time to play!"

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!

WolfieWolfie1992 said:
<em>"YOU....ARE...A...TOOOOOYYYY"</em>

You are a child's plaything!

this is not the double fisting i'm looking for :(

This is soo my new desktop image.

The lighting makes it.

LMFAO xD

Toy Story 3 should have ended like this.

Kalibran said:
Toy Story 3 should have ended like this.

It did. Disney's spent over a billion dollars just to hide it. (And counting)

Thank you very much, internet. I won't be able to sleep for a week now.

REACH FOR THE SKY

You are a sad strange little man... And you have my pity.

But... WHERE DO YOU GET DOLL SIZED DILDOS!?!?!?!?!?

Thats right buzz...NOW IM THE ONE WITH THE LIGHTSABERS.

Nightmare fuel...

Thatfoxthere said:
You are a child's plaything!

You are a sad strange little man... And you have my pity.

:33 said:
I guess you could say he had a...
...Woody.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I will just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o&feature=related

Eldren said:
this is not the double fisting i'm looking for :(

Dude, the fuck's wrong with you? o -o

Well, my childhood's been compromised. XD

Samukun said:
come dino dino come come

(btw, nice light)

Oh
GOD.

Okay one quick question that no one has answered yet.

Where do you get tiny pink dildos?

Okay one quick question that no one has answered yet.

Where do you get tiny pink dildos?

I NOW FEEL COMPLETE

OKAY.. HEAD FOR THE HILLS BULLSEYE

HA i get it now it wasent really and snake in his boot

Those are Twin dongs!
Class: Dual Blades
~250 Attack
~ Status ailment: Poison

wolfgang_was_here said:
You're my favorite deputy!

DrCarrington said:
Woody's Roundup! Come on, it's time to play!

somberfox said:
There's a snake in my boot.

Every other comment was met with my disinterest and for some reason these set me off.

I lol'd so much I had to convince people they didn't want to know when they asked "what is so funny?"

Whowhowow this is just...this is perfect. Saw a profile pic and immediately said, "WTF?" and clicked.

Timber_Wolf said:

And more importantly, what the hell is on the computer screen in the background?

Looks like either Lucario or Hatsune Miku dressed like Lucario.

SO PLAY NICE

You're my favorite deputy.

where have I seen that facial expression before...

SpaceWhale said:
I guess you could say he had a...
...Woody.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I just about died laughing. Thanks for that <3

ChristopherWolf said:
Where the hell does someone buy miniature dog cocks?

Bad dragon makes some don't know if that's the kind he has

I could see why the Prospector stays in his box...

There's a dildo in my boot!

They don't call him Woody for nothin'!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHJpq5B8z3M

help...
me...

wtf

What really creeps me out about this is the fact that some toyset must have come with two miniature dildos...

W3r3gam3r said:
Whowhowow this is just...this is perfect. Saw a profile pic and immediately said, "WTF?" and clicked.

Same here, lmao

"Reach for the skies!"

I guess he got the snake out of his boot

Where the hell does one obtain purple doll-sized dildos?

Never stop playing with your toys or you´ll regret it for the rest of your life!

FuzzballFox said:
..I'm scared..
o-o

you need to be.

I want to know where I can buy this model of Woody

i think woody found andy's mom's toys. i bet they have the same name. the left one is woody. the right is buzz.

This is the most disturbing/hilarious thing I've ever seen!!!

HOLY GEEZ

-insert "One-Eyed Snake in my boot" joke-

IguanasAreCool said:
Those are Twin dongs!
Class: Dual Blades
~250 Attack
~ Status ailment: Poison

YEAH MONSTERHUNTER FTW

W3r3gam3r said:
Whowhowow this is just...this is perfect. Saw a profile pic and immediately said, "WTF?" and clicked.

That is how i found this intriging, but highly disturbing, pic

Also on 1/23/16, all the lols were had this day

SpaceWhale said:
I guess you could say he had a...
...Woody.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

That didn't make sense -_-

zowmane said:
" its RAPEIN TIME!! "

I got a AK-47

Now the one question remains for him to ask: "Do you want a friend in you?"

"There's a snake in his pants"!

Heteroxon said:
"There's a snake in his pants"!

There's a snake in my boot!
*brings boot up, has Y on the bottom.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoB_MDSkHms

The stiff ones called woody, and the one that vibrates is called buzz... Kill me

Audio_Dud3 said:
The stiff ones called woody, and the one that vibrates is called buzz... Kill me

god...
fucking...
dammit...

this comment section is filled with SO MANY FUCKING PUUNS XD!

If it wasn't for the lighting on this, I probably wouldn't be laughing as hard.

ಠ_ಠ

NOPE!! LEAVING THE MULTIVERSE!!

https://i.imgur.com/5MC1W.png

Oh god

I cant stop fucking laughing

You got a friend in me

Aw shit doom has arived.

Woody's got wood.

Yeah, this mighty be a tad creepy, but it makes me laugh

"THERES A SNAKE IN YOUR A-"

heroicones said:
What really creeps me out about this is the fact that some toyset must have come with two miniature dildos...

Barbie.

Woody with familiar facepaint: Wana see a magik trik? I will now make these dills, disappear!..now turn around (stuffing sound) participant: eep! Woody: Tadda! there,their...their gone..

Woody: From now on,you must take good care of your toys,because if you don't...well I'll leave THAT to your imagination.. *laughs darkly*

Woody: hey buzz,look! Im holding a pair of woodys!..Daawwg woodys...>w>
Buzz looks on wide-eyed,jawdroped and gobsmacked as peter and quagmire toys laugh in the distance.
Peter:heheheeh!
Glenn:Heh! Over there,lois is holding uh pair of hooters! gigg-gady!

Wild West Woody has appeared!

Woody used woodly,jabbing strikes!

It's super effective!

Woody has become a dual-swords hunter!
Weapon> dogwood duals.

Buzz a gunner
Weapon> standard issue,space ranger bracer laser.

Woody: Com'mon buzz,let's go find that rathian,lady-los!

Buzz: alrighty then,I'll set my laser from kill,to stun.
That should hold her.

https://youtu.be/gsSG8dQXfcQ?si=e34giRzlnBEdGT1Z