wheres the dog penis?

Unbentsuperpyro said:
wheres the dog penis?

It's only day 7.

Bloody marvelous love it, :"}

I've been trying to do a completely virgin (no cheating to get your virginity back) no corruption no mutations run.

Yeah, it's nigh-impossible.

ExplosiveBlaziken said:
I've been trying to do a completely virgin (no cheating to get your virginity back) no corruption no mutations run.

Yeah, it's nigh-impossible.

You're slightly corrupted before getting any options.

RIS said:
You're slightly corrupted before getting any options.

There's ways to decrease it, but I usually just ignore the points given at start.

I can't get the tag right, guhhhhh, hopefully that's good for now.

more of these pl0x!!!!

ExplosiveBlaziken said:
There's ways to decrease it, but I usually just ignore the points given at start.

Tell Markus or whatever his name is to stay human, it drops your initial corruption to 0, then you can purify every tainted stuff you get and retain your humanity.

Getting a non-corrupted run is not that hard, just gotta know when to run and when to wreck something's shit up. And not rape or get raped by anything. Or eat weird shit you find lying on the floor.

Dash-then-Guard said:

Getting a non-corrupted run is not that hard, just gotta know when to run and when to wreck something's shit up. And not rape or get raped by anything. Or eat weird shit you find lying on the floor.

I think these are the essential lessons to live by IRL too.

Dash-then-Guard said:
Getting a non-corrupted run is not that hard, just gotta know when to run and when to wreck something's shit up. And not rape or get raped by anything. Or eat weird shit you find lying on the floor.

Protip for life.

Dragonmaster1234 said:

Protip for life.

I love this community. XD

This is EXACTLY how the game goes for most newbies. XD

In a world where even trees can rape you with a five foot penis.

*plays CoC once* well now, this is interesting

Seems about right, except I never choose male option. Always start female then do the Raphael quest for speed buffs and rapier(upgradable to be the best weapon in game) then turn him in for 1k to upgrade rapier. Then I go crazy with the mutations for whatever the fetish roleplay requires.