cue the furries offering to "clean him up"

How in the flying fuck do you make THIS much of a mess making a goddamn cake/brownies/cupcakes/whateverthefuckitis?

I added a chocolate tab, just because at a thumb glance it looked like... something else and I wondered how it got past my blacklist. Glad I clicked it!

As is my wont, I found myself analyzing this picture, trying to frame a scenario in which this position, right down to the expression and batter spatter, could happen.

*deep breath in*

I got nothin'. The artist just felt like drizzling (I'm guessing) chocolate cake batter all over a young man, but didn't want to be overtly sexual about it... even though there's an erection, so what-the-fuck-ever.

Procione said:
How in the flying fuck do you make THIS much of a mess making a goddamn cake/brownies/cupcakes/whateverthefuckitis?

You have clearly never made a cake in a hurry.

Wasnbo said:
As is my wont, I found myself analyzing this picture, trying to frame a scenario in which this position, right down to the expression and batter spatter, could happen.

*deep breath in*

I got nothin'. The artist just felt like drizzling (I'm guessing) chocolate cake batter all over a young man, but didn't want to be overtly sexual about it... even though there's an erection, so what-the-fuck-ever.

He most likely tripped and landed on his back while simultaneously throwing the bowl upwards. While he caught it afterwards so as to save what looks to be at least three quarters of it, the other quarter most likely found it's way onto him... Glasses most likely fell off when he sat up and looks down at his mess.

greendrink said:
I added a chocolate tab, just because at a thumb glance it looked like... something else and I wondered how it got past my blacklist. Glad I clicked it!

Thanks for that. ^^

It is a chocolate batter. In the stream chat with the artist, it was brought up how it could look... not so good... We discussed doing a vanilla batter instead, but Bonk pointed out that in order to make it look like proper vanilla, he'd need to tint it yellow which looks like... something else... I thought about red velvet batter, but then it would look like a murder took place in the kitchen.

I realized that there was no choice I could go with for the type of batter that people couldn't misconstrue one way or the other, so I said to hell with it and asked for chocolate batter. Because chocolate is awesome.

Sorry for the confusion, though. I just couldn't win any way with it. ^^;

The_Mad_Hatter said:
He most likely tripped and landed on his back while simultaneously throwing the bowl upwards. While he caught it afterwards so as to save what looks to be at least three quarters of it, the other quarter most likely found it's way onto him... Glasses most likely fell off when he sat up and looks down at his mess.

Pretty much. Was busy making a cake for someone being all sultry and flirty in the kitchen wearing only an apron. Then slipped, juggled the batter bowl and ended up wearing a good portion of it.

Whoops?

Paradim said:
Thanks for that. ^^

It is a chocolate batter. In the stream chat with the artist, it was brought up how it could look... not so good... We discussed doing a vanilla batter instead, but Bonk pointed out that in order to make it look like proper vanilla, he'd need to tint it yellow which looks like... something else... I thought about red velvet batter, but then it would look like a murder took place in the kitchen.

I realized that there was no choice I could go with for the type of batter that people couldn't misconstrue one way or the other, so I said to hell with it and asked for chocolate batter. Because chocolate is awesome.

Sorry for the confusion, though. I just couldn't win any way with it. ^^;

what about strawberry a pinkish red