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Steven: "I'M TRYING TO PEE!"
Peridot: "What is this "pee" thing you speak of? Oh, you obviously mean to say "pump" as in "Pump-action", but your primitive species lack, among many things, a decent vocabulary. Well, I'm not going to let you use it! Give it me! I'm gonna take you down and get past those other clods and get off this stupid rock!"
Steven: "Whoa! Wai...stop! It's nothing like..Wha..!!"
Peridot: "This pathetic weapon is not working! Must be a charging weapon. If..I can..just...pump it some more...!
Steven: "Ohmyohmyohmyohmyohmyohmy!!!!"
Peridot: "Ha! Knew it! It's increase in size is showing it's charge level, how primitive. I'll be free in no time, once this thing is ready to discharge!"
Steven: "Nghhhhhh..oh oh! I think it's ready to discharge now!"
Peridot: "You know what? I'm gonna take myself out! I've got no chance getting off this rock and I'm not gonna let any of you clods have the satisfaction of capturing me again! Go ahead Steven, do what you mother could never do and finish of a gem!
*Places "primitive weapon" in her mouth*
Steven: "OhohohohCCCCOOKIECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!
*Pearl bursts open the door*
Pearl: "Steven! What have I told you about sneaking treats into the bathr.................STEVEN!!!
Steven: "Oh...Sorry Pearl, I'll remember to put my underwear in the hamper and not next to it.
The end
I almost want to make this into a comic.
Doge'Vandire
MemberDo it sounds good :3
user 190977
Member#unintentionalhandjobANDblowjob XD
JUMPJUMP
MemberI'm a little behind on working on other comics atm. I'll see if I can do something.
JUMPJUMP
MemberI can see this on shirts.
ToshiroUzumaki
MemberPeridot: Wait a second, what is this? Is this some kind of poison? So you decided me poison instead! Give me the antidote now or you'll be sorry you clod!
Steven: Well I can give the antidote, if you come right over here and lay on your...
Pearl: STEVEN!!!
Steven: Never mind!!
I don't think Steven would do something like that, but I just had to post it!
DefectiveDetective
MemberCan someone explain the underwear in the hamper joke?
lolbitty
BlockedIf only I canpump it some more
Steven:t t thats right pump it and a white Powerbeam cums I mean cones out
LandoSalemChainsaw
MemberThis is why the Gems want you to go to the bathroom outside.
😊
He’s so self conscious after the bathroom incident, maybe this really did happen.
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