dontfapgirl and shining armor (friendship is magic and etc) created by dontfapgirl
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  • Astrava_of_Boletaria said:
    Good luck. All the good ones are taken.

    And most importantly "not here"

    To quote Bender: "Single female lawyer, having lots of sex…"

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  • thebronyvamp said:
    I need to find a woman who's into this kind of stuff.

    Trying to find a woman would be equvalent to trying to catch squirrels.

    Sure, they're easily available once they start entering college, but afterwards they disappear into the shadows after having a few too many bad experiences. Once in a while they'll go out, steal a man's sperm, then raise her own army of drones to do her bidding and get revenge on the world, while simultaneously figuring a way to steal your job.

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  • ManintheArmor said:
    Trying to find a woman would be equvalent to trying to catch squirrels.

    Sure, they're easily available once they start entering college, but afterwards they disappear into the shadows after having a few too many bad experiences. Once in a while they'll go out, steal a man's sperm, then raise her own army of drones to do her bidding and get revenge on the world, while simultaneously figuring a way to steal your job.

    I'm a woman and what is this????

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  • ManintheArmor said:
    FEEEEMMALES AMIRITE?

    FRIEND ZONED.

    Bronies and bronies who are into the erotica side of MLP are a small niche of people. Don't limit yourself just to a fandom of people for potential significant others.

    Or maybe you can find a farmer girl into bestiality who'll paint cutie marks on her horses for you.

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